Useless Inventions

1)Non stick Cellotape

2)Solar Powered Flash Light

3)A black highlighter pen

4)Glow in the dark sunglasses

5)Inflatable Anchor

6)Smooth Sandpaper

7)Waterproof sponge

8)Waterproof Teabags

9)AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

10)Fireproof Matches

11)Fireproof Cigarettes

12)Battery powered Battery Charger

13)Seatbelts for Motorbikes

14)Hand powered Chainsaw

15)Inflatable Dartboard

16)Silent Alarm Clock

17)A Pedal powered wheelchair

18)Braille Drivers Manual

19)Double sided playing cards

20)Ejector seats for Helicopters

"Joshu's Zen":

.Joshu began the study of Zen when he was sixty years old and continued until he was eighty, when he realized Zen.

He taught from the age of eighty until he was one hundred and twenty.

A student once asked him: "If I haven't anything in my mind, what shall I do?"

Joshu replied: "Throw it out."

"But if I haven't anything, how can I throw it out?" continued the questioner.

"Well," said Joshu, "then carry it out."
Hmmmm... kk

1.You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
2.You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
3.French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
4.Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
5.On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
6.Kermit is your idol
7.You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
8.Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
9.You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
10.France is the evil empire to you HUGS,KK