IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK.....You only get a break for 1 meal; you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.....You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....You have to share.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.....They are called supervisors.

What's Best??? kk

Just to post that MY BENFICA MUST WIN today!...Anyway they are already Champions for me as they won M.U. and Liverpool. Now the last game with Barcelona in Lisboa none won...SO, why not later we can win that Barcelona?
We'l see next chapters, few hours later, meanwhile i'll dream that Benfica: is a WINNER! Hmmm, already IS HUH???
And congratulations to Arsenal,
GO GO GOOOOOOOO BENFICAAAAAAAAA BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kk

.........................................................................I Must ADD: now the Game is over: Barcelona 2 / Benfica 0
SO: I'm glad with Benfica's participation, won to the some of the Bests Clubs! Was enough maybe for us, but Barcelona wasn't in its best so we could had win.
Barcelona in a game in Lisbon full of controversy cz the referees didn't manage win Benfica even stop'g the ball with hands more than once....better football clubs start hvg players to play with hands than with feet if so!...but well that's football and also in Barcelona had been some controversy in this second game with Benfica: just the referees weren't the same!!
About the game: Benfica didn't play and didn't let play, so welldone!

.Congratulations to our goal-keeper Moretto, had been the best player in field.
.Now Congratulations to Barcelona which had indeed luck in this game and won
.Congratulations to Arsenal who won too
And may the Games goes on winning the Best or the Lucky one, kk

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TODAY day 6:
Here in Portugal, radio's DJ's, who are Benfica's fans HAHAHAHA only play that song : " Why does My heart feels so Bad " HAHAHAHAHAHA Mostly are fans from Benfica so people is really sad or angry hahahaha even on radio Great! what football does to people huh? , kiki

.A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. So:
..Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
..Daddy: "They're mating."
..Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
..Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs."
..Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
..Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."
.The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
.."Well, we're not having that stuff happening in our garden."