...the Power of Nature:

1.How many Madhayamka scholars does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four:
One to scew it in.
One to not screw it in.
One to both screw it in and not screw it in.
One too neither screw it in nor not screw it in.

2.How many Gelugpas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three:
2 to have a debate about the nature of light and 1 to twist the bulb

3.How many Sakyapas?
Two:
1 to write the instructions and the auto-commentary, 1 to twist the bulb

4.How many Kagyupas?
One:
But he has to spend years and years sealed in a cave first.

5.How many Nyingmapas?
One:
But he has to dig up the instructions to find out the bulb is already in.

6.How many Bonpos?
One:
But their bulbs screw in the other direction.

- Well, mostly, as i don't know tibetan language, i laughed about their names and some similar words in portuguese with others meanningsD But are great indeed as the jokes bellow

1.The Pope, Sai Baba and Karmapa:
It was a beautiful day along the coast, quiet, sunny and warm. The Pope, Sai Baba and Karmapa had decided to take a day off from their various opinions and duties, rented a boat, and went fishing.
A couple hours pass, at the expense of several ocean-creatures. Then Sai Baba spots a McDonalds at the beach. "Hey, I'm dead hungry. I'm off for a Big Mac". He jumps from the boat and quickly steps across the water. Karmapa goes: "Great, I'm in." Jumps from the boat, runs across the water to land, where Sai Baba is already ordering.
The Pope stands a little behind, having never walked on water. But if those two non-Christians can do that, it should be no problem for him. He jumps the boat, goes "plop", and disappears.
Sai Baba and Karmapa, enjoying their freshly materialized burgers, watch the scene. Karmapa: "That didn't look good." Sai Baba: "No, we really should have told him about those underwater stepping poles."
Karmapa: "Stepping poles??"

2.Smart
A pilot is flying three people in a private plane - a Tibetan lama, and Bill Gates (the smartest man in the world), and a hippie.
Suddenly the pilot announces to his three passengers: "I have bad news for you. The plane is going to crash. We have to bail out now.
Unfortunately, we have only three parachutes. And since I am a terrific pilot, and I don't see any reason why I should die, I am
taking one of them. Good luck!" And with that, he jumped out of the plane.
Bill Gates said: "Since I am the smartest man in the world, and very valuable to civilization, I am also going to take a parachute and save myself." And with that, he leapt out of the plane.
The lama said to the hippie: "I have already lived a long and fruitful life and have no need to live longer. Therefore, you may take the remaining parachute." "Relax, mannnn," said the hippie, putting the parachute on to the lama's back. "The smartest man in the
world just strapped himself into my backpack." :P

- have a nice weekend, hugs kk