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DOG VS CAT

by kiki2u @ 2006-05-31 - 17:28:00

A Dog and a Cat fighting for food hahahaha this cat is mad!! The dog always manage to...or not? Watch yourself and say, because they are very funny, wow, cats when they want are really bad :DD, even if fat ones :)):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYz1PesSuho&search=cats%20fighting%20dogs

Funny?? :)):))
Wow, who have dogs and cats at same time at home must know... i wouldn't have for sure hahahahaha
Hugs, ;) Kk


 
 

Football Skills

by kiki2u @ 2006-05-31 - 17:11:29

Here we can learn how to play Football, and with some dancing steps too...at same time! Some are just amazing and really funny, just try it :D and have fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty23FClRXkw&search=Football%20Skills

You managed it? well i tried too and had fun :)
Hugs,Kk

Buddhist Jokes

by kiki2u @ 2006-05-31 - 12:08:18

1.Oranges:
There's this wonderful story about the first meeting between Kalu Rinpoche and Zen master Seung Sahn:
The two monks entered with swirling robes - maroon and yellow for the Tibetan, austere gray and black for the Korean - and were followed by retinues of younger monks and translators with shaven heads ...
The Tibetan lama sat very still, fingering a wooden rosary (mala) with one hand while murmuring, 'Om mani padme hung,' continuously under his breath. The Zen master, who was already gaining renown for his method of hurling questions at his students until they were forced to admit their ignorance and then bellowing, 'Keep that don't know mind!' at them, reached deep inside his robes and drew out an orange. 'What is this?' he demanded of the lama. 'What is this?'
This was a typical opening question, and we could feel him ready to pounce on whatever response he was given.
The Tibetan sat quietly fingering his mala and made no move to respond.
'What is this?' the Zen master insisted, holding the orange up to the Tibetan's nose.
Kalu Rinpoche bent very slowly to the Tibetan monk next to him who was serving as the translator, and they whispered back and forth for several minutes. Finally the translator addressed the room: 'Rinpoche says, What is the matter with him? Don't they have oranges where he comes from?'
:P :))

2.Crossing the river:
Prince Gautama who had become Buddha saw one of his followers meditating under a tree at the edge of the Ganges river. Upon inquiring why he was meditating, his follower stated he was attempting to become so enlightened he could cross the river unaided. Buddha gave him a few pennies and said: "Why don't you seek passage with that boatman. It is much easier."
;)

Silly Science, Quotations, :))

by kiki2u @ 2006-05-31 - 10:25:21

1.Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.
- Cincinnati Enquirer

2.The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

3.Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy.
- Anonymous drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

4.Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

5.Usually, terrible things that are done with that excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
- Russell Baker

6.There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams

|-| :P :)) ;) Kk


 
 

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