1• I only had one officer Mr. Keg.
2• On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
3• Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4• How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. • I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
5• Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?
6• Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!
7• Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
8• I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
9• You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
10• "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
11• I was trying to keep up with traffic.
12• You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
13• I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
14• So, uh, you "on the take", or what?
15• Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
16• Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
17• Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
18• When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the camcorder.
19• Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
20• Aren't you one of the Village People?
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If any policeman reads this please i may say that this post are only jokes,ok 
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KK
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