.A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description.
-"Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
-Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
-The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"

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KK

- Great idea Only in Texas indeed hahaha,
KK

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
4.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
6.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
8.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
9. Name your dog "Dog."
10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
11. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
12.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
13. Drum on every available surface.
14.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
15.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

- while working so you all as me have some laughs, see you later,
KK