.A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.
-"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
-"Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt.
-The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says:
-"You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched in the face."
-"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

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kk

If you ever feel like you're gonna fall - oh I'll be there
And if you ever feel down or feel small - oh don't despair
And if you ever feel lost or feel alone - babe c'mon home

Let's just make love - all night
Let's just hold on - so tight
Let's make it last - for life
I won't let you go

Yeah we're flying - feels just like flying
We're such a long way up - from the ground
Just you and me flying - so high 'n I'm never gonna come down

Every time you turn around and wanna run - oh come to me
When every little dream comes undone - oh don't worry

Let's just make love - all night
Let's just hold on - so tight
Let's make it last - for life
I won't let you go

Yeah we're flying - feels just like flying
We're such a long way up - from the ground
Just you and me flying - so high 'n I'm never gonna come down

Ooooh, Let's just make love - all night
Let's just hold on - so tight
Let's make it last - for life
I won't let you go

Yeah we're flying - feels just like flying
We're such a long way up - from the ground
Ya we're flying (ya we're flying)- feels just like flying (feels just like flying)
We're such a long way up - from the ground
Yeah we're flying so high and,
We're never gonna come down:you and me

-by Brian Adams
To all you in love, my friends: fly and fly
Hugs2u
kk

- ADD, or PS: so you can hear the music, he singing it, THANKS to SMINCHIN as she gaves me the link with the song :

http://www.bryanadams.com/onlineshop/library/videoclips.htm#

Have FUN
kk

.A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.
Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.
About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'
The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.
She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.
She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

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KK

.A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."

kk

.A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
-His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
-The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
-"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

kk

1.In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.

2.In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.

3.In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.

4.In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.

5.In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.

6.A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.

7.Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

8.In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.

9.In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.

10.In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.

11.In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire hydrant.

12.People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.

13.Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

14.In Tulsa, Oklahoma, dogs are prohibited from going on private property unless the owner gives his consent first.

15.In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

16.Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances in Westport, Massachusetts.

17.Wallace, Idaho, decreed it is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.

18.In Clawson, Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house after sunup or during the day.

19.Florida has a law prohibiting the transporting of livestock on school buses.

20.If you live in Franklin, Kentucky, you can't legally trade horses after dark.

21.In Alabama, no mules can be traded after supper when the sun has already gone below the horizon. And in Idaho, you can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff's permission.

22.It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the state of Washington.

23.In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.

24.You cannot shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville, Kentucky. And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the state of Washington or in Hazelhurst, Mississippi.

25.It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.

26.In Kansas, you cannot fish with your bare hands, while in the state of Washington, you can't catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

-:P HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA some are really stupid or better: BIZARRE! hahahahaaaaaaaa, hugs,KK