..yes,already replied to you on PP today, but yet i'm needing improve my mood...as most of you know was in UK spending great days and about to meet some friends this week when suddenly had sad news and rushed on the first flight i got to Lisbon.
So, is all fine just me needing improve my mood, also want go yours blogs say Hi and is very hot here in Lisbon:39+degrees very sunny but very ot yeah! Anyway i love it, hot and sunydays, just need recover from all the stress i'd been under and bcz that yet at home..just not much online, that's why only now returning blogland, today.
So i need a joke, and you must need one too let's have some laughs???
yes?
yesssssssssssssssssss
Hugs2uall
and Thanks for all u'd been by me, u'r all lovely and i'm proud of all you that was 1 of the reasons that up-setted me so much had 2return and let your lovely UK, yes is lovely, i really love UK u bet on it!
kiki

- "Only three doors"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

kk

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

- so my dog Elvis must think i'm a God! HAHAHAHAA
KK

1.'Friensdiship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survical value; rather IT is one of those things that gives value to survival.'
- C.S.Lewis, english writer

2.'Friends helps us enjoy happy times. They add JOY to our memmories'
- Fred B.Bryant, american professor

KK

.An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
-"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive."
The four open the door and look out below.
The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

-
Kk

.Gopal Bhar lived next door to a poor couple who had a habit of day-dreaming.
One day the husband said to his wife: "If I had some money I would buy a few cows."
"Then we would have a lot of milk," said his wife. "I could make plenty of butter and ghee and we could send some milk to my sister too."
"Send milk to your sister!" exclaimed her husband. "How dare you suggest such a thing!"
"But we would have milk to spare," said his wife.
"We'll sell it!" said her husband. "I don't want any more talk on the subject and to make sure you don't carry milk to her when I'm away, I'm going to break every pot in the house!" And picking up the four or five pots they had, smashed them on the floor.
Gopal Bhar who was passing by at that time, asked him why he was breaking the pots and when he learnt the reason picked up a stick and started beating the air with it.
"What are you doing?!" asked his neighbour, puzzled.
"Driving away your cows!" said Gopal. "They've eaten the cucumbers in my garden."
"Eaten you cucumbers!" exclaimed the other man, indignantly. "But you don't even have a garden!"
"I'm going to have one soon," said Gopal, "and I'm going to grow cucumbers in it," and he began hitting out with the stick again.
The neighbours finally realised that Bhar was trying to show them how foolish it was to live in a world of make-believe and felt ashamed of themselves.
- author: unknown

I found now a stuff on my profile page saying i'm ONLINE,I AM NOT!And,what FASHION is this now? Means if i let it as i use to 4get everybody KNOWS? NO FUNNY AT ALL! didn't aloud IT!! OH! cz hackers and virus come trough msn lots of times as already happen 4sure to lots of us! NO FUNNY THIS NEW FASHION! OOOH! Now it really let me MAD! AAAAAAAAAH! I AM NOT ONLINE OOH! i don't mind to tell if iam but i'm not! and is there that i am!!! i don't use msn so much! just when i need a certain rush stuff or talk or emergency! Anyway i hated this idea! it's said and wrote!
Hugs,
kiki

ATTENTION PLEASE...ADD: Already had been told by team and others here on commments that there's NOTHING RELATED with MSN. So no worries PLease. And i'm sorry for had been mad and scared about it but unfortunatly had reasons for that, as i had problems on my pc which came through msn, that's why i was so scared. So, This is not related with MSN and we can disable it on Edit profile as the team says here on blog and others blogfriends too. Thank you very much for your concern and help
Hugs2u all
kiki

. '' Friendship may be discovereed in the most unexpected places.''
- author unknown
.So true! Especialy nowadays, we really notice this with ours new tecnologies. Is like Love, it can appears when we aren't expecting it! Well, but Friendship is also a great way of Love too. I agree 100% with this one
Hugs2u all
KK

1.Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
2.Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
3.Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friend's leave footprints in your heart.
4.True friendship "never" ends. Friends are forever.
5.People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
6.If we are incapable of finding peace in ourselves, it is pointless to search elsewhere.

Hugs2U all
KK

.An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

- HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm laughing a lot with this joke but must be because i'm tired cz travel, i'm sleepy, etc.. so i'm honest LOL i'm really laughing with this stupid joke because i don't get it!
Hugs2u all
kiki

HAHA, dear friends as i promised when i arrive UK i'd bring with me sunydays and warm days from Hot Portugal..and wow..London is HOT today! Yes, i knew you were having an awful August so i came here LOL. i find it funny really, as i said,wrote, indeed it!
Already had been out enjoying my lovely London, shoppings, postcards,walk around this great shops and parks, and now going to eat a: LASANHA, indeed, lol, italian food yeaaaaaaaaah
Till go out again will be back yet here as i'm missing my blog and you all
Ah, will tell also, post, some adventures i had till arrive here by car
So: home: will be by airplane, u bet!
ciao, hugs2u
KK

''Be corteous to all, but intimate with few,and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.''
- George Washington,
US President

- So true this quote huh? well, is my oppinion
Hugs2u all

YESSSSSSSSSSS I'm already on boat and boating (?) lol well sailing no so im on way to UK! And i'v free access 2be online cz my deck but this stuff will go down? don't know,lol..anyway i'll rest a little, just eat and will return here.
Wish all fine with all you, saw now wow so many post..SORRY, i'll reply them when arrive LOndon..or if possible also go urs blogs while on boat cz travelling so much without almost usng my laptop that i really want be here all time now online hahahha..let the wireless at home lol.not only the ID!,
So, must find a joke2us soon or tell u all my adventures on this travel hahahaha if the ashame is not 2much!
Hugs2u all see u soon
Kiki

Well, as i had 2return home,... i need to LAUGH that's why i'm going to post this candid camera one ... Portugal (in Lisbon!! imagine!what we drived!), when i was already almost in the middle of Spain.. we went last early morning after been here replying and check all be4 switch off this 2take with me.. when we noticed one of us, around middday or so,forgot the ID at home! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH so mad!!!! Now i laugh lol but still mad yet!! OOH! yeah cz i lost a day of travel!
i'm doing this by car till London cz i want to take some photos and go some places , so now i'll not have time to all i wanted!, as i'v tickets already bought to cross the Channel, etc..to Portugal i'll return by airplane, but anyway despite EU citizens we need to UK the ID, not around here the continent. SO: New Departure .. again .. soon; now going rest a little bit but want let here something to you all laugh as also i needed a distraction ,after all what i had today !!!
AAAH, so, before clothes, etc..when we go travel, never forget:
- FIRST THING 2keep: ID!!! well, so soon i will not forget it u bet!
I'v my laptop and also from netcafes i'l be in touch with all you during travel till mum's home in London, so i chatt with you too, not only mails, etc. and have a bit fun also reading yours blogs now mine is fine
Hugs2you all, FUN and Good Laughs always
aaaah, indeed adventure already on the 1st day!
i'l keep u all info with all adventures till London, lol, as they all happens to me! Lots of stories always!
So, let's laugh with this one from youtube is so funny and with cops
KK

Cops In Underwear Skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvQ8jQDyfI

:PHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is so funny isn't it? yeah my adventure too lol, but this candid camera one is awesome hahahaha
hope you enjoy it and laugh too,
Hugs2u all
KK

- Ah, it let us wondering about the cat's thoughts.. are babies yet.. .. and they are so cute !
Hugs,
KK

.A shipwrecked man, struggled mightily against the waves and was finally cast ashore, more dead than alive. When finally he regained consciousness, he saw that the sea was as calm as a pond.
-"How deceitful you are!" he shouted to the sea. "You draw men unto you showing your peaceful side but when they are in your power you wreak fury against them!"
The sea took the form of a woman to defend herself.
-"Blame me not!" said the woman. "I'm always peaceful. It is the wind that creates waves and turns me into a monster."

- Author: unknown
- Moral: Beware of people who are controlled by others. Well, but maybe it tells more in others perspectives of view it, are stories with a lot to say
KK

.A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
-"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
-"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
-"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
-"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said:
-"Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
-"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

-:P
KK

.The moon was alone one evening, shining in the midnight sky. Although she was surrounded by myriads of tiny, sparkly stars, she felt as if there was no one to understand her. She eagerly searched the skies for a friend, perhaps a meteor, with whom to discuss the joys and sorrows of her life. But there was nobody.
On the other side of the world, the sun yawned and awoke to shine his light upon the blue-green temples of God. He heard the call to worship, and saw the waves of people bowing and praying. He felt full of good will and charity towards the masses of God's servitors. Perhaps they were not holy, but at least they were faithful.
The moon stayed alone, suspended in the sky with none to touch her. A tiny star whispered to her of a great being, the sun, who brought joy and light to the world. She listened with interest, for it seemed that once, a long time ago, she had seen a being such as this. Beautiful as he was, the sun seemed always just beyond her reach. She would visit the places where he had been, and would always find that he had just left. Those who knew him spoke of his wonder and his glory, and she felt unworthy to be in his presence.
Now the sun was unaware of her yearning, for he was too busy making the crops grow and warming the world. Those who wished his light had only to look upward to heaven and he was there, beaming down upon them.
The moon continued to follow the sun, always coming nearer to him, always hearing that he had just left that portion of the sky, or was just over the next mountain range. Where before there was despair, now she was ever more hopeful, for she knew that she was approaching his presence.
She came closer and closer, until one glorious day came when she stood before him, naked and unafraid. The world looked up and saw only blackness - in the middle of the day. But the moon stood mid-way between the sun and the earth, and all of his glory was for her.
His light blotted out all of her loneliness, all of her pain, all of her past. She stood bathed in wonder before him, and his light filled her soul.
She passed away from him full of light and joy, and though his light was too bright to remember, it was also too powerful to forget. She was dizzy with wonder. As time passed, it seemed that she once had been a being full of light, yet it was so long ago…

-Author: unknown
Such is the soul of man, It yearns of the glorious light of Truth, which destroys all loneliness and memory. The many lives of man are as many times as the moon see the sun - after each, nothing remains but a vague idea of a beauty one seen. And there is always the longing, and always the return.
- The characters in some of most of these stories i use to post are usually wanderers and seekers searching for the key to unlock the doors of the mind. Behind these doors, lying just beyond the senses, is the golden paradise. Anyway, whatever they look or are wandering or seeking, i try post beautiful ones
...especially in nowadays times when at least some of us need and enjoy so much distract our minds not only from work, but also from what's going on around us or bad events around the world!
So, yes let's keep dancing the Life with all its challenges, and go on living and let live
Hugs,
KK

.Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says:
-"Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say:
-"Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
-"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies:
-"Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said:
-"Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."

- What they done! At least had been honest to the farmer! almost!
KK

.A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

-:b
KK

.A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says:
-"I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts:
-"Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

-
KK

. Just arriving from the beach was fantastic! A little bit crowded but AAH i decided enjoy it without give a damn to the crowd. Always some friends there with whom i enjoy chatt and laugh nearby the water, while eat'g an ice-cream stand up or sit down on the soft white sand of our beaches.
Was really great as is so much hot, and wow also playing a while with the board, from windsurf ( no wind enough to windsurf ) on the sea: excelent time yes,had been a great and cool time The water was fresh and so clean...beautiful and fresh time this afternoon and evening but yet so bright and shinny day is really GREAT having holidays!
Cheers to that
KK

.A trader bought a large number of coconuts at a village, and loading them on to his horse cart set off for home. Encountering a boy, a little later, he asked him how long it would take to reach the main road.
-“ Go slowly, and you’ll reach it in ten minutes,” replied the lad, “but if you go fast it’ll take you half an hour or more.”
-“ Fool!” shouted the trader, and drove away at breakneck speed. Fifty metres down the road, one of the wheels struck a stone. The jolt sent the coconuts flying in all directions. It took the man a long time to gather all the coconuts and put them back in the cart. Afterwards, he climbed back wearily into the driver’s seat, and with the boy’s words ringing in his ears, drove slowly and cautiously the rest of the way.

- A tale from the Philippines, cautioning against haste.
KK

.A wealthy man requested an old scholar to wean his son away from his bad habits.
The scholar took the youth for a stroll through a garden. Stopping suddenly he asked the boy to pull out a tiny plant growing there. The youth held the plant between his thumb and forefinger and pulled it out. The old man then asked him to pull out a slightly bigger plant. The youth pulled hard and the plant came out, roots and all.
-"Now pull out that one," said the old man pointing to a bush. The boy had to use all his strength to pull it out.
-"Now take this one out," said the old man, indicating a guava tree. The youth grasped the trunk and tried to pull it out. But it would not budge.
-"I – It's impossible," said the boy, panting with the effort.
-"So it is with bad habits," said the sage. "When they are young it is easy to pull them out but when they take hold they cannot be uprooted."
The session with the old man changed the boy's life.

-
KK

.A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.
-"OK" he said, re-entering the crowded bar "I,m gonna have one more drink and if my horse ain't back by then, the same thing will happen here that