1.Just when I find the key to success, someone goes and changes all the locks.
2.I used to be a man of vision, before the medication cleared it up.
3.Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
4.I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?
5.If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving.
6.Been there, done that.
7.I have the body of a god - Buddha!
8.Ask me if I care.
9.I'm immortal -- so far!
10.Adults are just teenagers who owe money!
11.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
12.Over what hill? What hill? I don't see any hill!
13.Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.
14.Over the hill and on a roll.
15.I live in my own little world, but it's okay because they know me here.
16.My karma ran over your dogma.
