It's really great for us women know this, if it's true :
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
Is this true my friends? Because it's great for us to know, lol
And if it's true well maybe i help you, check this out:
So: What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly. Ok, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses:
-Question 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is:
.” I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.” This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Football.
b. Golf.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
BUT:
Perhaps the best response to this question is:-“If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”

-Question 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order:
.“Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, sh**-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

-Question 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic:
.“Of course not!” Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I’ve seen fatter.
e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

-Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic:
-“Of course not!” Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I
would spend the insurance money if you died.

-Question 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Lotus and a boat”).
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
.Woman: Would you get married again?
.Man: Definitely not!

.Woman: Why not - don’t you like being married?
.Man: Of course I do.

.Woman: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
.Man: Okay, I’d get married again.

.Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
.Man: (makes audible groan)

.Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
.Man: Where else would we sleep?

.Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
.Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

.Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
.Man: She can’t use them; she’s left-handed.
.Woman: - - - silence - - -
.Man: SH*T…

Have a nice day,
xx

KK

I find this new editor FUNNY, i do, because i can write in various colours, ,and has cute smileys, isn't it???? Well, after have my lunch, which i cooked with one hand, only  , lol seems i'm getting the habit  i slept till now!!! That painkiller i'm having because my broken arm is strong UH? My mood today is a cheerful one, great, so i want to post a little cartoon, i'l go out with my dog Elvis so he "reads his e-mails"  and i'l blog-around  
Have FUN:

Poor man if there's any like that
PS:click on the image to enlarge it,have fun,
xxx
KK

LOOOOOL you mustcheck out this video bcz is so damn funny i'l not eat beans so soon for sure OH What a granny HAHAHAHAHAHA
Please my blog is a dumb one so you need to scroll down to see the video and have fun, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

xx
KK

"Blonde's Police Application"
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.
-“Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” she admits.
-“Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
-“Not only did I get the job,” the blonde says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”

Have Fun,
xx
KK

LOL
Have Fun and a nice day
xx

KK
PS:To enlarge the image click on it.

Well last saturday i was invited to go to a WaterPark with slides, some are huge, some have a form of a tube, with swimming-pools where we splash.
So,we slide them, speeding, till splash ourselves into the pools.Some are straight, others have curves as those tubes.
Well, i decided to slide that tube one, where we have to slide it lay down, but when i was about to reach the water to dive, while in it yet, i get myself stucked, don't know how while doing a curve...the guy after me didn't wait to see me splashing and slide it too crashing against me w/lots of speed, it smashed my arm
To complete my awful pains because i was yelling in pains already he pushed me w/his feet and hands so we both get out of that "inferno"=hell, and we did it, but my fun ended there!
It's dangerous, but yes we have fun there and this August we're having great temperatures, around 20 to 30+degrees, which is very nice
Ok, tomorrow i'l post about the holidays i referd on today's previous posts,
Enjoy your evening, ah yes i'm writing mostly w/right hand, but it will mend quick..i hope!.. as my bones are strong ones
Hugs2u all,

KK

" I KNOW THE ANSWER, SIR!" :
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.
-“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”
-“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

Bush nods: “Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

-“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

Bush poses the question:
-“Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?”
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
-“Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Powell answers immediately,:
-“It’s me, of course.”
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!”
And Bush replies in disgust:
-“Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it’s Tony Blair!”



HAVE FUN
...as i refer in my previous post, written some minutes ago, i prefer to blog-around,visit some friends,blog on theirs or mine, chat and have fun while i'm online now. Tomorrow when back in Blog-town i'l post about my last holidays
So, better now, not to force my arm and hands, because i'm still in pains, i post this joke as the one i did here and/or a funny cartoon
xxx

KK

Or"The Danger of sleeping in a chair", LOL, you'l have lots FUN watching this video,though WOW i think it's scary to the one who's sleeping if it was me i'd freak out waking up like that HAHAHA. But first, i want to ask you ALL my apologises for my absence;since a good while ago i'm not blogging because some events in my life, unexpected holidays as happened last time, a saturday, i came to my blog saying i was right back..well, i'm back in our lovely Blog-Town only nowSorry, but couldn't refuse the invitation, i'l post about it on next post; i saw now that during all this time i've been away, i've very good stats so, again: i'm sorry to those who visit me,to all my Blog-friends,are avery good number of visitors everyday and i even wasn't around!
Ok, but now i am and..my blog is a dumb one, LOL bcz whenever i post a video we need to scrol down to watch it but i hope you have fun w/it I can tell you that i laughed but at same time i have pity about the guy who sleeps w/friends while camping or so Better we learn with this LOL :

Enjoyed it or scary????

Now, just going to write my next post about what happened to me while on holidays, where i went and how i broke my left arm, and i'm writing w/only one hand
Oh yes and i'm going to Blog-Around a bit yet, i'l continue toorrow, but want to say HI to lots of you,
HUGS2U all,

KK

The POPE vs. MOISHE:
About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate.
The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent his life sweeping up after people to represent them. Being old and poor, he had less to lose, so he agreed. He asked only for one addition to the rules of debate. Not being used to saying very much, he asked that neither side be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, “I give up. This man is too good. The Jews win.”

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger, to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him, that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground, showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?”

Meanwhile, the Jewish community had crowded around Moishe, amazed that this old, almost feeble-minded man had done what all their scholars had insisted was impossible. “What happened?” they asked.
-“Well,” said Moishe, “first he said to me that the Jews had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Jews. I let him know that we were staying right here.”

-“And then?” asked a woman.

-“I don’t know,” said Moishe. “He took out his lunch and I took out mine.”

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Ciao, have fun

xx
KK

Although there are not two equal flakes, all the snow crystals present one hexagonal harmony. This happens because is related with the order in which the water molecules are placed when go from the the liquid state, where enjoy great freedom, to the solid one, that is less permissive.
When beginning to freeze, watery molecules alienate themselves in a state of minímal energy. In order to obtain it, each molecule unites itself to others four by means of connections of hydrogen, is united to others that end up forming a hexagonal prism, with hexagonal in the superior and the inferior part, and also with six rectangular faces. This is a flake :

(Clicking on the images, it enlarges)
One thing you notice right away about snow crystals is that they form some elaborate and complex shapes -- often displaying lacy, branching structures. Where does this complexity come from? After all, snow crystals are nothing more than ice which has condensed from water vapor. How does the simple act of water vapor freezing into ice produce such intricate designs?

The answers to these questions lie in just how water molecules travel through the air to condense onto a growing snow crystal. The water molecules have to diffuse through the air to reach the crystal, and this diffusion slows their growth. The farther water molecules have to diffuse through the air, the longer it takes them to reach the growing crystal.
So consider a flat ice surface that is growing in the air. If a small bump happens to appear on the surface, then the bump sticks out a bit farther than the rest of the crystal. This means water molecules from afar can reach the bump a bit quicker than they can reach the rest of the crystal, because they don't have to diffuse quite as far.

With more water molecules reaching the bump, the bump grows faster. In a short time, the bump sticks out even farther than it did before, and so it grows even faster. We call this a branching instability -- small bumps develop into large branches, and bumps on the branches become sidebranches. Complexity is born. This instability is a major player in producing the complex shapes of snow crystals.And since the ambient atmospheric conditions are nearly identical across the crystal, all six budding arms grow at roughly the same rate.
The temperature seen by the snow crystal is not constant in time, however, since the crystal is being blown about and is thus carried over great distances in a cloud. But the crystal growth rates depend strongly on temperature. Thus the six arms of the snow crystals each change their growth with time, reflecting the ever-changing conditions in the cloud. And because each arm sees the same conditions, each arms grows the same way.

When the branching instability applies itself over and over again to a growing snow crystal, the result is called an ice dendrite. The word dendrite means "tree-like," and stellar dendrite snow crystals are common.
We can change diffusion in the lab and see how dendrites change. If one grows snow crystals in air below atmospheric pressure, they have fewer branches. This is because diffusion doesn't limit the growth so much at lower air pressures, so the branching instability is not so strong. At higher pressures, more branches appear.
The growth of snow crystals depends on a balance between faceting and branching. Faceting tends to make simple flat surfaces, while branching tends to make more complex structures. The interplay between faceting and branching is a delicate one, depending strongly on things like temperature and humidity. This means snow crystals can grow in many different ways, resulting in the great diversity we see in snow crystal forms.

So that's the story. The intricate shape of a single arm is determined by the ever-changing conditions experienced by the crystal as it falls. Because each arm experiences the same conditions, however, the arms tend to look alike. The end result is a large-scale, complex, six-fold symmetric snow crystal. And since snow crystals all follow slightly different paths through the clouds, individual crystals all tend to all look different.

-Fantastic huh?

xxx
Kiki

Yes, i did gags already AGAIN I posted 2 cartoons i didn't understoond the meanning at the time but after posted both and be warned i deleted them So to BRIGHT the Blog-Land and My blog i'm going to post these lovely picture..
..OH!Btw,....OMG! what a shame, i'm really sorry, i didn't mean to post that, who saw it, please forgive me :

:D
xxx
KK

Magycal Really weldone this photo it's one of those Ed's took,last time he went home:

Hope you enjoy it
As most of us know ckicking on the image it enlarges
xxx
KK

..the ones who wrote me mails and to those who kept visiting me, friends and visitors, comment'g or not;as it's always a pleasure see how i keep having so many visitors (good stats indeed!) to my blog even when i'm not blogging!!
I do hope all enjoy this blog, ,so: thank you very much to all you,friends and visitors Plus: My apologises as I'm not blogging since the last day i did it (Most of you are guess'g already why) because that strange heat-wave that we got last week and let lots of us very down...even me a beach girl, living all my life by the beach and used to our Summers always by the beach and playing water sports went into a real sickness I couldn't come online at all , but i followed well all the doc.'s orders so i'm ready for another one
... just these recent ones the heat is really an unsual one,and we aren't used to it..(Even African Mosquitos are coming here )

Today i'm OK already, and i can do all i have to, as be online too.

The Hospital, when i went the next day after my last blogging was full of people of all ages, especially kids and older ones, with heart problems, some with real heart-atacks,diarrheas, fevers and/or dehydration..and others symptoms.
Animals too, as my dog still is a bit sick!
Sadly, one of my neighbour's dog,a dog i knew well and lovely,with only 2 years old, died with a heart-attack on the day we had 44+d.,(last thursday i guess) in Lisboa/Lisbon.
Now, since last saturday we got a bit rain..just a little bit lol, and fresher days..well, by fresher i mean: between 27+ to 35+degrees...just since yesterday is turning hotter and will be hotter again next days...but now i'm ready for those next days oh yes!
Hope you're all having nice days, warm and sunny ones ..i sun-danced for you huh?!I know it worked in some UK's areas Yes, you're getting Summer days
CHEERS to that,
Now, i'm going to have a nescafe' while i blog-around, replying you all on yours blogs and on mine,as blog-read you, missing it, so i know what you've been up too ...and i need2work by my laptop as well but i'm around home by laptop today, it's a must!
xxx
Have a very nice day

KK

" Each day is as special as YOU want it to be.
Make IT GREAT."
-by an anonymous guy

Have a very nice day my dear friends
xxx

KK

Funny and cutey they are
Nightynighty or/and Have a nice day

xx
KK

Lovelyyyyy OH, So nice and fresh there...i love it and with this HOT temperatures around here THAT really sounds great, one almost can feel it just watching the photo...taken by me once, while there on holidays...and yes, that sea is really like that: amazing blue and clean water

:D
xxx
KK
PS:Yes, clicking on the image it enlarges.

Yesterday 43+degrees here in Lisboa/Lisbon, now they say on news that temperatures will rise up even more I will fight with these bears for that ice


xx
KK
PS:Click on the image to enlarge it.

"Heaven"—is what I cannot reach!

.Heaven"—is what I cannot reach!
The Apple on the Tree—
Provided it do hopeless—hang—
That—"Heaven" is—to Me!

The Color, on the Cruising Cloud—
The interdicted Land—
Behind the Hill—the House behind—
There—Paradise—is found!

Her teasing Purples—Afternoons—
The credulous—decoy—
Enamored—of the Conjuror—
That spurned us—Yesterday!

-by Emily Dickinson

Have a nice day,
xx
KK