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LOOOOOOOOL, this statue is really funny

" An 80-year-old man in India claimed to have a "holy leg" that could heal people of spiritual and physical problems if they touched it. But not anymore:
Police say that the self-styled ‘Godman’ - who lives in a village near the city of Tirupati - was approached a few days ago by two strangers who came to seek his advice over a medical problem.

They say that the pair returned to the old man on Tuesday ostensibly to thank him for his help.

-"As the old man had the weakness of drinking, he accepted their invitation to have drinks with them," said local police Sub-Inspector Pendakanti Dastgiri.

-"They took him to a deserted spot in the outskirts of the village.

-"After the old man had passed out under the influence of liquor, they cut off his right leg from the knee," he said.

Mr Dastgiri said that the amputation was carried out in a very "brutal manner" and that police are still looking for the leg and the men who so cruelly took it.
He said that the assailants used a sharp hunting knife, and left the old man alone and bleeding slowly to death."

Weird eh?

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Have FUN

KK

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Isn't it yummy ???..actually, i know it is LOL

..clicking on it, enlarges LOL..well I mean the image, not the cake
YUM YUMMY
Enjoy it, as much as i am enjoying this one That's why i love the Christmas we really eat lots of cakes and great recipes and boxes of choclates and..and..and..well, whatever we want isn't it?
Hugs2You All
KK

I wish you all a VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS my dear friends and visitors. Mine is being a nice and calm one..apart the cookings time that's why i've been so busy at the kitchen and soon i'm there too doing more for our Xmas lunch as i already did some goodies this morning, am doing a cake at the mo. while i'm here blogging can't forget it and burn it OH no way, lol. But i'l return online whenever i can yes
When i was a kid and a teen i loved that my grannies, aunties, uncles, older cousins, mum, dad, and so tell me stories during these days and i still love it really, so i remembered to post for you some Xmas stories....and why not isn't it?
Yes, please i'm sure you all will have fun and enjoy readhear some stories while on family during this Christmas festivities, chldren just love it, and addults too, they really cheer up listening us telling them stories especially on Xmas Eve and during the Xmas day and night

" THE SANTA CLAUS STORY " :
-A Christmas Story
" Once upon a time a man called Nicholas lived in Patara, a town in the East. Because he was very fond of children and was kind and generous to them, they came to think of him as their dear friend and their beloved saint. So it was that after a time the wonderful things he did were woven into a beautiful legend. You know that Santa means Saint and Claus stands for Nicholas, and that is how he came to be known as Santa Claus.

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" A policeman’s job is never easy, but dumb criminals make it somewhat easier. This list was whittled down from a much longer list of stories of the stupid things lawbreakers did this past year. These are in chronological order instead of rank. The dates are from the news stories; in some cases the crime itself happened earlier.

1. Lottery Thief Sets Himself on Fire
-ROME, GA June 2
A convenience-store thief got away, but the video from the security camera told a strange, strange tale. A man broke into the store overnight, and tried to cover his tracks by burning the place down. He threw charcoal lighter fluid around, but by the time he ignited it, the fumes had permeated the store, and he set himself on fire. While in flames, he grabbed a roll of lottery tickets and fled. At the time of the story, police were looking for a man with facial, neck, and possibly wrist burns.

2. Ten Hours Stuck in Restaurant Vent
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FL June 8
An employee of the Lucky Buffet noticed a strange sight on arriving at the restaurant. There were legs hanging out of a vent over the grill! 45-year-old Billy Jordan had tried to enter the restaurant the night before by climbing through the ductwork, but became stuck and stayed there for ten hours. Hillsborough County Fire Rescue workers used a rope to pull Jordan back out through the roof, after which he was arrested for burglary.

3. Immovable ATM
-MILWAUKEE, WI July 27
Three men backed a stolen vehicle through the glass front of a gas station. Their intent was to steal an ATM. But they didn’t realize that ATMs are bolted to the floor. After some thought, they tied a rope around the machine and attched it to the vehicle, but still could not dislodge it. They left empty-handed. The ATM was still in working order the next day.

4. The Famous Duct Tape Bandit
-ASHLAND, KY August 13
Police say Kasey Kazee entered Shamrock Liquors and attempted to rob the store. Employees were astonished that he had disguised his face by wrapping it in duct tape! The store manager chased him out with a baseball bat and an employee held him in the parking lot until police arrived. Police removed the duct tape after taking pictures, and arrested Kazee, who denied any memory of the incident.

5. The Sign of the Crime
-ADLINGTON, ENGLAND September 6
Peter Addison and his friend Mark Ridgeway vandalized the Toc H centre, a children’s campsite building. They smashed crockery, set off fire extinguishers, and drew grafitti on the walls. Part of the grafitti said “Peter Addison was here.” Police found Addison through a computer database. Both teenagers pled guilty and were ordered to pay for the damage.
-Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said:
“This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.
“There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.”

6. He Didn’t See the Cop
-LITTLE ROCK, AR September 7
21-year-old Langston Robins walked right past a uniformed police officer at the Metropolitan Bank and handed a robbery note to the teller. The unarmed would-be robber was arrested after a foot pursuit. Little Rock police spokesman Lt. Terry Hastings said:
-“I just don’t know why he didn’t see a uniformed police officer standing basically right in front of him,” Hastings tells the Associated Press. “My guess is he’s just not the brightest of people.”

7. He Stole a Car to Turn Himself In
GENEVA, NY September 13
29-year-old Vincent Estrada Junior was pulled over because the car he was driving had been stolen from a parking lot. Estrada explained that he had stolen the car in order to drive to the Geneva City Police Department and turn himself in on a family court warrant! He didn’t make his destination, as police took him to the Ontario County Jail instead, where he was held on car theft charges.

8. Burglar Falls Asleep Under Victim’s Bed
WHITLEY BAY, England September 17
Usually, the burglar robs the house while the victim is asleep, but in this story, the roles were reversed. 24-year-old Mark Smith sneaked into Heather Stephenson’s home, crept past her while she was ironing, and rifled through her belongings in the bedroom. Then he fell asleep under her bed. Mrs. Stephenson couldn’t wake him, and police officers had to drag him out from under the bed. Smith’s vodka and valium consumption were to blame. He received an 18-month sentence for burglary.

9. Cash My Million-Dollar Bill!
PITTSBURGH, PA November 9
A man flew into a rage at the Giant Eagle supermarket when employees refused to cash a million-dollar bill. 66-year-old Samuel Porter slammed an electronic machine on the counter and refused to give his name to authorities. He was then taken to the Allegheny County Jail. The largest bill currently in circulation is the $100 dollar bill.

-Bonus: It happened again soon afterwards in Georgia!

10. Carjacking at a Crime Scene
-RALEIGH, NC December 11
There had been a stabbing, and police were on the scene talking to a woman who had been a witness to the crime. 38-year-old Anthony William jumped into the woman’s car and drove away! He was arrested the next day, easily identified by the cops who saw him steal the car.

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LOL thi cat is awesome, really funny and wow a smarty one eh?

Have fun, Hugs2you all
Kiki

Yes Jenray i nicked this one from you, sorry So, LETS HAVE FUN

1) Do you own a box of crayons?

- LOTS

2) Have you ever seen a dead body?

- Yes various times, even skulls and skeletons as were part of my studies and works sometimes it's funny really! Only a like me to see and touch on these isn't it? But well, i had/and have to though i enjoy it a lot

3) Do you always wear a seatbelt?

- Yes..well, sometimes

4) When do you shower most often?

- I shower often by morning, and bath by night

5) What songs do you sing in the shower?

- The only one i know: LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAA La La Laaaaaaaa

6) Do you own any diamonds?

- Not yet ..second thoughts yes, though few on some of my granny earings she let me when she passed away.

7) What was the last thing you purchased?

- A Dolce&Gabanna jeans/Pants ( mum payed offered LOL ) and a Dolce&Gabanna parfum and eau de toilette...as i love these parfurme+au the toilette, everything indeed from Dolce&Gabanna OOOH YES

8) What makes you feel warm and safe?

- Knowing i have my love ones alive, healthy and around/by me, it gaves me security, i mean i feel safe, in peace and happy with that

9) How often do you remember your dreams?

- Rare

10) Did you go to public or private school?

- Yes, both

11) Will you donate your organs after you pass?

- Well, i want to be cremated, so maybe i will donate..i dunno never thought about that

12) How do you vent your anger?

- I just Explode one day

13) What kind of watch do you wear?

- By Now? None I use my cell phone's when i need to check the hours but i have various watchs

14) Did you ever go to camp?

- camp?as countryside? Yes, lots!

15) Where were you on September 11, 2001?

- At home watching TV when suddenly they showed those plains against the tiwn towers and i thought it was a movie!!!! BTW<i must show my anger to those who did it to those innocent one: >:-(

16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

- Yes, but i didn't know it was a gay bar anyway i was w/other friends who weren't gays so we had lots of fun there , then we went away to another disco, as we use to do.

17. What is your ringtone?

-

18) What kind of milk do you drink?

- I love all kinds of milk

19) Are you touchy-feely?

- Am I?

Ok, now you have fun please and do this ok? It's easy see? and we really have fun doing it
Ciao, Hugs2you all
Kiki

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LOOOOOOOOOL

BTW, yes is too early yet my lovely friends, i woke up around 4H.am. but no worries as i'm sneezing lots and w/the heating by me so i am warm, but i slept about 10 hours or so, since i was here on blog yesterday..i started to feel myself dizzy cz the medicines i'm having which let me sleepy suddenly ...you can see the hour from my last post, i fall asleep almost immediatly after it till 4h.am so i really slept very well which is great as i have been resting and sleeping very warm and indoors..well of course LOL as i'm home LOL

HUGS2U ALL
HAVE FUN XXXX
Kiki

I'm sorry, yes? Please? Sorry to all my visitors and friends as i don't blog since Sunday or Monday, if i remind it well , cz i really got a nasty flu+high fever,39d.,so i spent all week indoors , warm in bed !Though i'm feeling better today the flu must be only a cold by now, as i'm recovering very well and no fever at all today
So, i'm going to post today yet another post, but first i'm going to reply you all here on my blog, then i'l blog around so i see what you all have been up too oh yes I love read my friend's blog a lot as i care a lot for all you, as comment on some as usual.
I must start, 2day, to send my e-cards to lots of you ..BTW, thank you dear Gane=Tammy for your lovely hand-mail card, it arrived this week and i loved it girly and i'm hand-mailing too Xmas cards to those, from here, which i've their adresses and phone numbers too as we are already..most of us a great and lovely familly of friends and i love it..after almost 3 years blogging i'm loving and feeling a great friendship for you, and with some even more friendship than the ones i know in person, or from here!!! True!
HA i'm not going to write more bcz i wanna post another yet, and send the Xmas cards
HAPPY XMAS AND HAPPY BLOGGING to you all
HUGS2UUUUUUUUUUUU

Kiki
ADD: This colds and Flus are because the FREEZING weather of last recent weeks here in Portugal..only today is warming after the storm we had this all week, strong winds+heavy rains, even trees were broke down cz the strong winds at 90 to 110 kms per hour!!!Too much strong ones yes...and Portugal was almsot all the country under snow..though not in Lisbon..yet

Yes, till now they use to come from East countries, by land, because the Morocco ones use to arrive by sea but in Spain...just as they usually are caught easily by Spanish Police, they decided now to reach Portuguese land, or by mistake they arrived in Portugal's coast, or they did it so go by land to Spain..well now only if they say we will know what they wanted coming here!..just we have a very GOOD Police, even on Air Force and Navy, which controll that area between Portugal's south and North Africa, also to help Spain about this problem, so check out what happened yesterday by evenning:

- " Boat people arrive in Olhão:
.Small vessel with 23 illegal immigrants
A vessel with 23 illegal immigrants purportedly from Morocco was detected this afternoon off Culatra island in the Algarve. Aboard the small wooden vessel with a small outboard agent there were eighteen men and five women aged between 25 and 30. The rescue operation involved elements of the Navy, the investigative police and PSP police and several fire departments and included the use of a helicopter.

At the port of Olhão emergency paramedic teams gave medical assistance to the African immigrants who were suffering from dehydration and hypothermia. Two of them were taken to Faro hospital.

The Governess of Faro has denied that four of the 23 immigrants fled from police. 'The situation is under control,' Isilda Gomes told journalists.

SIC learned the group of immigrants began their sea journey in Morocco in a small wooden boat with a small outboard motor and were heading for Spain. However, the journey did not go as planned and four years later they ended up off the Algarve coast not having eaten or drunk anything for four days.

According to authorites this is the first case of its kind to arrive on the Portuguese coast. In the words of the regional director of the immigration services, José Vanderkellen, 'it is a one-off situation' and nothing leads him to believe the Algarve 'might be at risk' of similar incidents.

Every year thousands of illegal immigrants from sub-Saharan Africa make their way to Spain and its territories, the Canary islands and the Balearic isles. In 2007, the Canaries alone have been the destination of 30,000 illegal immigrants. "
- By: http://sic.sapo.pt/online/noticias/ingles/Boat+people+arrive+in+Olhao.htm

Tooooooooo cold yet huh? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Kiki

"Do you want to know how to give your pet a pill? Cats and Dogs? Check this out : If you need to know how to give your pet a pill, this is the article you need. Methods for giving pills to dogs and cats are provided, as well as a series of extra tips.
- How to Give Your Pet a Pill: Methods for DOGS:
1. Wrap the pill in a treat, such as bacon or cheese. Be sure to give your dog a couple of treats without any pills so that when you throw the treat with a pill, it will be quickly swallowed.
2. Grab your dog firmly and push the pill to the back of the dog's throat quickly. Clamp your dog's jaws shut immediately and blow into your dog's nose. Bonus tip: If your dog licks his nose, it usually means he's swallowed the pill. ( LOL Great2know this one )
3. A third simple method is to crush the pill and mix it into a treat. Sometimes this works with regular food, but it is better to use a treat in our experience. This is obvious if your dog only eats dry food since the pill cannot be properly mixed.

- How to Give Your Pet a Pill: Methods for CATS:
1. Wrap the pill in bite of special food or in a treat. Cream cheese seems to be especially effective. Then let your cat eat the food in any way they works best. For some cats, this means putting the treat (and the pill) in the food dish. In other cases, it is better to have your cat eat it away from the normal food dish or from your finger.
2. If your cat cannot ingest the pill or will not eat solid food, you might have to crush the pill. If it is a gel cap, then you'll simply pop it. Mix the powder or gel with a treat. In some cases, this can be done all at once. In other cases, you'll have to spread the doses over a cou