" 1.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

2.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

3.You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

4.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

5.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

6.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

7.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

8.For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

9.Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

10.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

11.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

12.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Have a nice day
xx
Kiki

Lets have some laughs
Though some cartoons are a bit serious or maybe dark humour, ah well they are cartoons so:

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Have fun and a very nice day
xx
Kiki

So, it's the MATA-MATA game as Scolari calls it, games like this one...soon we'l know who is the winner, Portugal or Germany? BUT BY ME PORTUGAL MAY, MUST, CAN WIN this game, we have there some of the best players in the World, so we'l see . AH! Well, enjoy this:

Funny huh? Players and Scolari stunned in the bus cz the carzy crowd after them last Euro!
And yes we all really sing our anthem...others nations/teams/players use to be amazed because of that fact as it's an awesome moment and show:

:D Love it, here's Figo, CR, RC, and others :

I love you guys, my Portuguese Football Team so DO YOUR BEST IS A KIKI's DEMANDING!
Have fun and MAY THE BEST WIN: PORTUGAL for sure!

xxx
Kiki

ADD: They didn't do what I demanded them to do, and was simple! : TO WIN! With such players we, the Europe's garden as we are known, could win Germany, it didn't finish yet but it's almost in the end of the game. We could had another goal but no one saw of course Ballack doing what he did..wrongly doing a fault scoring their 3rd.goal! Portugal scored now about 7 minutes near the end the 2scnd. goal..so yes what a game! WHAT A SHOW! We are used to, and England for instance know it well like at the EURO2000, do twists on games like these ones and win in the end, but NAH I'm not seeing that happening this time.
Anyway, congratulations to the winner
AND YES I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL LIKE THIS, BY ME I'l not watch it so soon, when a team like Portugal has and do everything to win and just because it is only the Europe's garden..politics, economy, and etc. ... is never alouded to win what deserves AH BAH TO THEM ALL, FiNAL CUPS, EURO, WHATEVER, THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL, i told that when we went with Greece to the final last euro and it's the truth! Especially on that Euro and also the Last World Cup we saw that football isn't anymore a game, but a game of money and interests.
Well, and if so i lost my interest for it while it remains like this.
I prefer my windsurf and so, and sun-deancing too it's much more refreshing
May them all be happy, and us all too
Ciao, have fun
xx
Kiki

It's quite hot around here, so suddenly, last monday,i was invited by few friends of mine to go camping this week yet; it sounded really great at the time as the site we choosed was a seaside one with a looooooooong white-soft sand beach, and a place where you can have fun doing lots of stuffs. Ok, we went yesterday, early morning, and we enjoyed all day having lots of fun, we even did water-ski...well, actually they did it because i only tried it as i was all the time splashing
Anyway with us was a funny dog called Nero, from a friend of mine, a black Labrador with 10 months year old...so by that age these dogs are already HUGE! Well, Nero certainly IS
As i never had to stand up a tent.. ou know what i mean, lol, ... they did it, and after going out, funny chattings, games and so on we were tired and sleepy, really and we all decided to go
And we did it. The night was a hot one but the huge funny Nero as is a Prince and decided, well really made his mind up to it, to sleep inside our tent , and the tent where i was sleeping too ..not a good idea at all having Nero in one's tent...

Ok, so, by 5H.am i and the others woke up with various bars and lots of tent falling on me, and the others too, with Nero walking around all over/on us, " saying":WOOOFFF WHOOOOFFF...as if laughing, LOL he must found it funny as we were all scared, some screaming, others yelling loudly and HAHAHAHAAAAA I was feeling myself so much scared that i started to yell that was a wolf ..yes there are wolves yet here in Portugal,... but was only Nero having fun I guess he woke up earlier than us all, and bored, decided to chew the tent's ropes and so, well whatever he did made the tent fall all over us at that hour
AAAAH! No one slept more, some were laughing, others were scared yet, others were really mad and that's why i am already at home because Nero destroeyed the tent at that hour And destroyed most people's mood, so we returned home earlier
BAH to Nero, the destroyer as i call him now but, poor dog, i find him so damn funny that's why i told the others, his teeth are growing up, he4 was feeling bored, so he did that mess that ended on us all

I hope you all are feeling good
I'm waiting for Portugal's game tonight with Germany, and I DO HAVE FAITH AND HOPE that PORTUGAL WINS it Isn't it?
GO GO GO PORTUGAL

Have fun and a great day
xxx
Kiki

Kiki

Did you know this Bcz that's true Well, I guess :
- MEANINGS OF KISSES:
1.Kiss on the hand - I adore you.

2.Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.

3.Kiss on the chin - You are cute!

4.Kiss on the neck - I want you.

5.Kiss on the lips - I love you.

6.Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.

7.Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

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- TYPES OF KISSES hmmmm, curious are you? Ok:
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them...with your partner, lover, whatever, hope you have fun

1. Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

2. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. ( But around here everybody give cheek kisses! Now what ? )

3. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors ( ). ( You'l feel like the space-shuttle going out and returning to the earth )

4.Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

5. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

6.Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

7.Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

8.Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss. ( wash your feet 1st.! )

9.Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

10.Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.

11.French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss" ( really? )

12.Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.

13. Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.

14. Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.

15. Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape and get your love's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can't get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say tell them: "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss your love passionately!

16. Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner's lips so that they're warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.

17.Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.

18. Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.
( Oh, but lots of us bloggers use the X as hugs too isn't it? Well, that's what i always thought..but it means a kiss, anyway is a friendly kiss between friends! )

19. Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.

20.Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.

21.Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.

22.Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.

23.Reverse Lips Kiss - It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.

24.Searching The Cavern - Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover's navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.

25.Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

26.Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.

27.Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, simply say as Chico Marx, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."

28.Teaser Kiss - Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.

29.The Buzzing Kiss - Gently place your lips against your lover's neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.

30.The Whipped Cream Kiss - Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It's very seductive and passionate.

31.Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.

32.Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.

38.Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy!

39.Quickie Kiss - When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.

40. Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.

41. Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!

42. Virtual Kiss - For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with this symbol: :-*
( Oh boy so this symbol means that/it eh? It's used for Internet lovers OH...well, we're always learning isn't it Now we know! )

Have fun and a nice evening, and may Portugal win today's EURO2008 game GOOD LUCK PORTUGUESE TEAM

xxx
Kiki

LOVELYYYYYY,BEAUTIFUL, A PARADISE, HOT, SUNNY  That's my PORTUGAL  Check it out:

Sleep well, i'm going now to our Lisboa's party...bcz of the St.Antonio's day...that we ALL LISBONNERS LOVE SO much  and yes will be an ALL night-out! As usual around here and with this heat-wave!
Nightynight,

xxxx Hugs2U,
Kiki

Whatch out Sad eh? BTW: to fit the page the image size has been reduced to 92%

Maybe you need to click on the image to enlarge.

Fittest footballers in the world huh Cristiano Ronaldo of course Isn't he?

If you click on the image it enlarges...i guess

Oh, the pronnouncement of " Cri " is different from " cry " as well its means, as the 1st.one is his nickname and the seond one you know LOL, but if he cries is about happiness as he deserves it so much..the happiness i mean

No doubt at all! HE IS THE ONE
That's my boy winning all and being the best

BTW, BRAVO AGAIN to Portugal's team as we won again

AND, what have I been doing since the last time i blogged Well, around here is a week of holidays great huh?
So, i was invited to go to a friend's houses by a lovely beach, i arrived last night very tanned and " burned " like a LOBSTER yet soon i'l be with my real tan that i love so much ... WOW temperatures around here as been so high! BELISSIMOS DAYS in Portugal but too much hot sometimes yes!...apart that strike around the oil, fuel, and so which seems is finished,off... well, i hope it's really finished as turned our days in a HELL

Some friends have been asking me about our lovely friend Ed's health, and yes i have news about him as his father wrote me early this week, so today yet i'l let you know about his condition. I was about to write PMs to the ones who asked me but i know lots of you like him very much so i'l tell you what i know in a Private Post (maybe, not sure yet if in a PP or a public one as the news are too much serious)

I still have lots to tell, but i want to blog around a bit before go out to the beach or to my terrace...anyway if at my terrace i have the laptop w/me and i'l reply the PMs, e-mails, blog and work a bit too,
Ciao, ciao, lots of hugs and have a very nice 13th friday
I use to be lucky on 13th fridays, so much that is a Holiday for me in Lisboa!Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Kiki

...because yes i do have a phobia, only one i guess it's about spiders: Arachnophobia
NOW: some phobia facts that some may not know or may find it funny Well, i didn't know various of them and i find some really strange and even funny :
.If you are afraid you might die laughing, you are suffering from cherophobia

.Someone with an irrational fear of meat is called a carnophobic.

.Unatractiphobia is the fear of ugliness or ugly people.

.If you are a 'scoptophobic' , you have an intense fear of being seen.

.'Mageiricophobia' is the intense fear of having to cook. I'l begin to say i have mageiricophobia others will cook for me

.Syngenesophobia is the fear of relatives

.Automatonophobia is a fear of ventriloquist' s dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues or anything that falsly represents a sentient being

."Hippopotomonstrose s quippedaliophobi a" is the fear of long words

.Hypnophobia is a morbid fear of sleep and falling asleep

.Elizabeth I of England suffered from anthophobia, a fear of roses

.Arachibutyrophobia is a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

.The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!

.Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive! (Geeezzz I have this phobia!)

.Clinophobia is the fear of beds! (I should have this phobia then! As i use to fall down from beds hahahaaaa so: )

.Acrophobia is the fear of heights

.Fear of Beautiful women is Caligynephobia.

.Fear of Men is Androphobia.

.Fear of Kissing is Philemaphobia or Philematophobia

.Fear of Love, sexual love is Erotophobia.

.Fear of falling in Love, or being in Love is Philophobia

Have fun and a nice day
xx
Kiki

..Clicking on the image it enlarges

Have a nice time, now i'm going to have some snacks and then blogg around my friends trying to say HELLO to all my 58 in my list..well at least i'l say a HI to all
Chat2you soon, have FUN and sunnyhugs
Kiki

..me and CJ, because IT'S TOOOOOO much HOT here in Lisboa, i'm having right now..w/my new laptop a sun-bath on my terrace, Elvis of course very happy running around, around and around the terrace Elvis is really NUTS! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA..WOW, i just hope don't burn the pancakes n so on while blogging
WOW my DARLINGS N DEARS I AM SO HAPPY for be here w/you blogging!

BTW:
I AM SORRY PLEASE, because on my last post i promised i would return on that same day to blog again and be w/you all BUT it was so early and i was so that i forgot i was going to see METALLICA ALIVE yesssssssssss in " ROCK IN RIO " IN LISBOA (..i wonder something about this great concert: if that stuff is in Lisboa why they call it RIO , maybe bcz the 1st.one was in RIO? AH! BAH LOL, Anyway what a Thursday night! GREWAT SHOW and in the end METALLICA did run on the stage with a flag not saying their name but:
PORTUGALLICA driving we all NUTS
As i slept all friday..or almost..bcz we stay all night up after the concerts having fun, by night there i was again because as it was the last day of the "Rock in Rio" IN LISBOA with Linkin Park closing it, so you can imagine yestersday again i had to almost sleep lots

Here PORTUGALLICA 2008 n REMEMBER I AM ONE OF THOSE THERE, yelling, dancing, shouting and all that YES

The pancakes i was cooking must be burned by now no?
Soon i'm back, bcz yes i'm keeping having my sun-bath here on my terrace
Ciao, xoxox

HA! BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORTUGAL, WE WON yesterday! 2 GOALS to Turkey on:
JUST GRRRRRRREAT, see my smile HUGE!
Oh i have some funny jokes and adventures2tell you, next post i tell or the pancakes will be black

..LOVELY FRIENDS and OH i really missed you all, so much As well this/our BlogLand/Community ...well , actually i guess that at least i missed most of you LOL .
I'm a bit yet, and i need to go out soon that's why i'm not writing much at the mo. but ASAP and when back home yet in the morning (...yes!THIS MORNING!Promise !...) I'l have my day..today .. to blog, blog and blog around (again AW, so good isn't it?) and to reply to each one of you: PMs, E-mails, and so on, because you write/wrote me with so much care, and all in a such lovely/friendship way with such a dearly and GREAT friendship...and as you can imagine are lots the mails, BUT lol i'l do it..And I LOVE IT as I love most of you all in my list of blogfriends,..BTW, I don't consider most of you a list, you're there on a list so i, as all us i guess, just to quickly get+read/watch yours blogs, bcz indeed you are already..and you know that ... almost all in my heart by now and because so I want and I will do it, (the replies) as well visit you too

Once again thank you all for your care and lovely friendship, I realy feel you have those genuine, true, feelings about me, and oh please trust me:
- it let me SO HAPPY - can you see the smileys on my face? Y es, i'm really happy and smiling because you, and please be sure that i have the same genuine and truly feelings about each one of you too

Ok, i'l continue when home,(as i must rush right now) also because i have some very funny advdentures and happenings to tell you..well, but annoying at the time LOL ..just now yes i even laugh alone about them hahaha, you'l see what i mean when i post them, today

BUT, as this new laptop i have now is already fixed my first concern, believe it or not was/is to ...or just want to... let you know that i am alive and OK
I'm sorry if i let you or some of you concerned, wasn't my intention at all, and the few times...as because of work i even have been away of Lisboa and in such a remote site that i had no way to use a computer, so till i have this one fixed, yesterday, my first concern was indeed to let you all know what i refered about me.

About let YOU and this BlogLandd: NO WAY! Never! YOU all are real and genuine/true FRIENDSHIPS for me, those who know me know this it's true
My 1st.bog was here, i learned what's a blog here, to blogging, and other related things here, on this lovely BCUK so you all be sure that I'l never go away, if it happens, hope not, i'l tell/warn here..BTW, and i'm still learning as we are always learning ... though oooooooh yeah i already learned lots, hahahaaaaaaa

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL, BTW, with all this talk, being yet while i'm having a nescafe' and rushing so i'm back early this morning i almost forget to tell you what happened.very few months ago when i was "forced" to stop using my network at home , my laptop, i'l explain it better on a next post today yet: anyway was that, it really crashed, batery gone suddenly
Last time i was blogging on my laptop it really CRASHED! OOOOH
Just this time yes it's about the battery, it's gone , of course i have the Filipe's computer, but HA that's another story

Ok, now my dear and lovely friends, have to go, but now i've a laptop for my own again we are in touch, and yes i don't forget to reply all your PMs, e-mails and so on. OH, BTW, yes i can use it also outside if i take it w/me nice eh?

I do hope you are all OK and with a good Health as that's very important.

SUNNY HUGS for you all, my dear friends and visitors, and ooooooo